Things I Learned From Reading A Cosmopolitan Magazine While Bored And On Break At Work
August 17, 2008
1) 32% of guys will forgive a girl who has cheated.
2) You are only masturbating too much if it gets in the way of you doing your job and making money (note: I do not know if they included getting paid to masturbate in these findings).
3) The term “Party Rape.”
4) Blake Livley, of the CW’s Gossip Girl and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 fame, thinks her best feature is her eyelashes.
5) If you are friends with a guy and you would like to know how large his penis is, getting close to him and “accidentally” knocking your hand into his member is perfectly acceptable behavior.
